Thursday, June 19, 2008

Benefits of Global Warming

Several of the benefits of global warming:

Warmer weather (who doesn't like it? I'm sure the Russians will love a couple of extra degrees of warmth in the winter!)

More CO2 to help the plants grow (which makes the planet greener!)

Less expensive to heat your house in the winter (potential savings of $12 billion dollars a year in the U.S. ... we all want to save money)

Less snow and ice related traffic accidents and deaths (I don't enjoy slipping on the ice and breaking stuff)

New and wonderful species can evolve for us to enjoy (survival of the fittest)

Endangered species that enjoy warm weather will have more regions to survive and thrive

People a couple of blocks away from the ocean will now have ocean front property

With melting ice the Bering Strait could now become an oceanic highway

If you like calamari... squid react to warmer water by adding extra body mass

2 comments:

Above or Below the Mason/Dixon said...

Love it all.. keep it coming!! You know what I love more.. FRIED CALAMARI!! holla!

Anonymous said...

"Less expensive to heat your house in the winter (potential savings of $12 billion dollars a year in the U.S. ... we all want to save money)"

I guess the money would just be spent on AC devices then ^^